You have two cows - the Internet takeoff

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You are probably familiar with the “Cows and Governments” peice, where all kinds of governments are compared to one another by using two cows for comparison. Well, this is my takeoff on this aiming at the Web 2.0 sites and the Internet sphere.

Google: You have two cows. One is sponored and the other is irrelevant.

Life Hacker: You have two cows. You can turn the first cow to a car with this download and the second one is an open source cow.

digg: You have two cows. We have millions that are willing to discuss it.

YouTube: You have two cows. So what, we have 1.65 billion dollars.

Technorati: You have two cows. Nobody will ever know you have two cows, because Technorati can’t talk to your cow.

Wikipedia: You have either one or two cows, it will probably never be resolved.

ProBlogger: You have two cows. You can start blogging about them and make a lot of money!

WordPress: You don’t have any cows, but they are giving free if you want to. You can also change their skin and add add many helpful features to milk them easier.

FeedBurner: You have one cow, we will give you a better cow that you can track and actually milk.

del.icio.us: You have two cows. You call them - calf, bovine, dinner, hamburger, black and white, milk, moo, cow, cows, meat, meal.

eMusic: Get 25 cows for free.

PopURLs: You don’t have any cows, but other people are giving you thier cows to use. In return, you give the cows a pretty home to live in.

DailyMotion: You saw other people with cows and thought to yourself: hey, I can have cows also!

ScientificOnline: You are experimenting on two cows.

Pandora: Tell us who your favorite cows are and we’ll shows many other cows that you will probably like.

flickr: You have a cow and for some reason you want to show it to the world.

CopyBlogger: Yes, you have two cows, but do you know how to market them?

eBay: You have two cows - brand new, with amazing white and black circles painted perfectly on them, you are willing to ship worldwide and the starting bid is 0.99$.

skype: Now you can talk about your two cows for as long as you want to.

CafePress: You have two cows. You can put them on shirts, mugs, key rings, hats, bumber stickers, business cards and buttons.

reddit: You had a delicious cow for dinner and you just dig the other cow.

LinkedIn: You have two cows. Each of the cows know four other cows, who know eight other cows. You can milk anyone of the eight other cows.

TechCrunch: You have made two ajax cows. We will review it.

myspace: You have two cows that have two million friends.

digg this!: You don’t have any cows, yet you still make fun of people who have cows.

That’s a pretty long list, but I’m sure you have a lot to add!

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2 Responses to “You have two cows - the Internet takeoff”

rebecca on March 2nd, 2009 1:51 pm

I dont even know why im writing this
Fullmetal99012 on November 17th, 2009 5:41 am

Twitter: You have 2 cows, now tell the world what you are doing with them!!

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